I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
by Blaise PascalOne of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
by Kurt Vonnegut
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
by Ted Turner
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
by Albert Schweitzer
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
by Robert Frost
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
by Arnold Toynbee